DEAR MEN!! Instead Of Raping A Woman, Do This!

Posted by E.L.E.X on May 06 2021 under News

The rate which women are being raped and murdered in Nigeria, is becoming annoying and worrisome.

How could you rape someone and end her life same time. It doesn’t make any sense at all!

There’s no fun in rape. Do one of the following instead:

1. Soapy: Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of one’s own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. Oga what else do you want if nobi to cum. #SayNoToRape

2. Olosho/Asháwo: With 1K naira, you’re good to go. They’re called sex workers, their duty is to take care of you sexually according to your pocket.

Asháwo charges 1K naira per round. With 31K you can be f*cking everyday if you choose to. Of course you can’t do that every, unless you are mad and jobless.

Olosho charges 7K naira now, with “Abeg” 5K or less. You can fvck all through the month with 100K only if you can afford 100K for sex but I don’t think you’d have such time to fvck everyday.
#SayNoToRape

3. Sex Toy: Buy one, it’s affordable. With 30-50K, you’re there. Knack as you want, wash and knack again and again..na ur property. I even heard it’s sweeter.
#SayNoToRape

4. A Girlfriend: Get yourself a girlfriend! Over here with super pack Indomie and eggs, you’re good to go! Make sure u double condom sha, to avoid “Fading away like the stars of the morning”.

5. A Wife: Lastly, kuku go marry so that you can be knacking every seconds. Since na fvck carry you come this life.
#SayNoToRape

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